A day to chill
I wake just after 5am and it's already getting warm, I try to get back to
sleep but my brain is running overtime. I toss and turn 'til 6:15 when I can
stand it no longer, I put the music back on and start to write. The heat inside
the tent is becoming unbearable, I dress and move outside into the bright
sunlight. The Norwegians decided that they liked my story of the spa and have
enlisted Vladimir to take them down to sample the waters. We meanwhile take it
easy in the sunshine, enjoying a late breakfast and the tranquility of an ever
emptying base camp. The Adventure Consultants break down their base camp and
hand Sergei some supplies, everything here seems to work on a trading basis.
Amusing that such a world renowned commercial venture such as AC work in this
way, but I suppose that they sub out to local contractors and after all when in
Rome! Midday and the afternoon clouds are gathering at the end of the valley
and bank along the high peaks to the east. BJ goes down to the silver pool and
returns just before Una and EK who are a little disappointed because it's
ladies time until 1pm and they didn't want to wait about that long. We need to
organise our kit for our return, which is so much closer now. It's going to be
strange leaving this patch of grass in the shadow of snow capped Elbrus and to
return to a culture that is so very different that's less than 24hrs away now.
There is no real plan for today, Sergei has spent most of his time on the
laptop. Kenny the third Norwegian arrived back in camp around 3pm from his
successful summit earlier this morning. Una and EK are pleased to see him but
rag him until he produces his camera and shows them conclusive proof in the
shape of his summit picture. They wait all day for Andrei to pick them up and
take them down to Ptiagorsk (City of 5 Hills), this leaves BJ and I wondering
about our travel arrangements tomorrow. After the brilliant sunshine of this
morning for most of the afternoon it's been cool and raining. The only time to
be outside the tents/bags is to see the hapless newcomers attempt to be
photographed with the stroppy Yak/Dzo. While we are eating one of the hardcore
camper vans rocks up and the Norwegians are told that it's their transport
down. Kenny is trying to eat his first meal, Una and EK are watching a video on
the laptop in their tent. All hell breaks loose as the three of them dash about
grabbing kit and stuffing it in to bags. With goodbyes said they trundle and
bounce away. Then as we go to turn away
they circle back around about 50metres away and head back, we start cheering!
As the van pulls up Una jumps out of the back, clambers over the fence and
trots over to the mess tent "I’ve forgotten my boots!" he grabs a
plastic bag and dashes back. With a few toots of the horn they bundle down the
track and they're gone. We're left to speculate about Andrei's arrival time
tomorrow.
And so to Civilisation
We wake early with the heat. Stuffing our sleeping bags and sleep mats and
that's the last of the kit away. We eat breakfast and then just hang about,
we've seen both a jeep and a camper van come bundling up the track into camp,
neither are driven by Andrei. We continue to think of useful, fun and effective
ways to deal with the cows which, like a scene from Vietnam movie, are testing
our perimeter again. One causes a diversion, diagonally opposite the toilet
opening, while another trys to slip in, they are also making an assault on the
military post and toilet too! Vladimir calls from the other side of camp, we
don't connect with what he's calling out. Sergei then confirms this is our
jeep, I head back from the toilet and I'm glad I've been as the thought of
being bounced around in the back of that tough little beast and it's 4hrs to
Ptaigorsk! BJ and I look at each other
as our driver loads our bags, he looks like the archetypal Russian Bond
villain, complete with DPM cap and waistcoat. He puts his own rucksack and
waterproof boots on the roof rack as there is barely enough room for us and the
kit. As BJ and I crawl onto the rear bench seat we realise at our heels is a
hunting rifle! Laughing about shooting the cows becomes ever more feasible on
our way out of Dodge. As we rattle about along the track down to the river BJ
grabs at the handle by his head, there's a telescopic fishing rod tied to it,
the driver is a bit of a hunter we figure, haha. We're laughing like idiots as
he reaches back and offers us a bag full of 2" apples from his
"area", we don't know if that means garden/farm/hunting stomp. I
politely refuse but BJ has one to my great amusement, his face is a picture,
haha, how sour? We rumble off through the river bed, so different to when we
arrived, hardly deep enough to wet the axles, while a week ago it would have
swept us away.
The driver and Sergei are in deep conversation while BJ and I are dying
from a mixture of Carbon Monoxide and fuel fumes. We stop a couple of times at
what seems quite random places, once for our driver to hand over 3 Leki poles
over to the driver of an expensive and very new looking Toyota Landcruiser,
while Sergei chats to 3 guys from a hardcore camper. "Is that guy in the
Toyota taking photos of us?" "Yeah! what the fu..?" It must be
BJ's glasses that draws so much attention to us, haha. We crack on, half the
time on the wrong side of the road/track as it seems smoother, then veering
back across the marbles on the surface to elude the on-coming vehicle, but that’s
only about six times in a 4hr journey. As we drop down through a weird village,
comprising of brand new and near derelict homes and towards a bridge I tap
Sergei on the shoulder and point to the obstruction in the road "Sergei,
it's the muzafukincowz!" This dusty track loops through valley after
valley, after about 21/2hrs in the middle of nowhere on a
bridge, over a gap rather than what will probably become a torrent in the
winter, Sergei says "This is where the border check point was". We
begin to wonder how we could have dodged around that? Bouncing along we are
then treated to a metalled surface although still full of craters infinately
smoother, our heads and spines grateful for the respite. Both we and the
oncoming vehicles swerve back and forth to avoid potholes and each other. On
and on we drive with the fumes making it difficult to enjoy anything of this
journey.
We finally turn into Pytaigorsk and weave our way through streets filled
with suicidal pedestrians and kamikazi drivers. We drive alongside an ornate
square filled with people, flowers, trees and fountains there before us is the
"Intourist" hotel. Built in the 70's at the height of developing
communism for tourist market. The entrance hall and reception is vast, high ceilinged
marble Russian excess, on the other hand BJ and I with the big bags and day
sacks barely fit in to the lift. As we look about for directions to our room in
the lift lobby we realise we have our own bar on our floor. Laughing we wander
along the corridor to our . . . . . small squalid box. Thank God we don't have
a cat, we have to move the coffee table and an armchair out on to the balcony
in order to have enough room to fit ourselves in. "Well it has beds and
running water" We have to keep the balcony door open in order to breathe,
it's meltingly hot in here. Both freshly showered and dressed in clean
"going home" clothes that make us so much more presentable than our
trekking shorts and fetid shirts we set off out into the heat. This place is so
surreal, everyone but everyone is dressed up to be going out for the evening
but it's only just lunchtime?! We have limited idea of where to go from Sergei,
taking mental notes of cafes, restaurants and bars we could try later. The heat
is too much and we desperately need to feed and take on fluids so we settle on
an open fronted cafe in the shade, where the menus are all in Cyrilic! We
haven't a clue about any of it, haha. When the waitress comes over she explains
that she doesn't speak English just Russian and Spanish in English, how
random!! but she swaps the menu over for one in English, PHEW!! So we order
from the English menu she uses her Russian menu to take our choices, again
quite random. BJ does his best to translate English to Spanish but becomes
royally confused when she asks where we are from in Spanish and he thought the
question was in Russian, his excuse was that he was severely dehydrated and had
just downed half a litre of Russian beer, low altitude lassitude strikes again!
So here we sit watching the strangest city catwalk drinking local beer and
eating mussels and chips, just gets weirder. We finish our meal, if it could be
called that, and wander off through the streets finally ending up in a swanky
mall. Then down into the "fun park" that had seen better days (or
possibly not), BJ eating his ice cream is desperate to get a quad peddle cart
to hoon around on, only to discover that it was kids only and confined to a
tiny square, he's crushed. He suggests that we rent them and just ride off
around the park, I again smash his dreams by telling him that there is no way
that we could out run the attendant. We meander through the streets back to the
hotel and take a turn back down the hill, BJ says "Hey here's the
cafe", we head up the stairs and discover that it is actually a ladies
outfitters, amidst our laughter and the confused looks of the assistant and the
customers, the cafe was was on the ground floor and closed for refurbishment.
We continue our quest. A little further along we discover a kebab shop?! of sorts, looks pretty busy with the locals
ordering meat and chips in pitta bread, BJ starts salivating at the window.
Further still is a bar with some very flash 4x4's outside, we both instantly
think Mafia. BJ starts giggling like a schoolboy looking at boobs for the first
time I turn back and see him standing outside a shop full of hookah pipes and
belly dancers costumes, I assure him that Steph wouldn't want him in one. HAHA.
We reach the bottom of the hill and try out the "walk of death", you
just step out in front of the moving traffic and watch it stop instantly with
no foul words, blarring horns or gesticulations, bloody hell that really works!
We head back up the hill and stop off at the "bling" bar, where they
curiously don't sell Russian beer?! so a Tuborg and a quick wifi surf, where we
learn a little about this crazy city and we're back off to the sanctuary of our
hotel to ready ourselves for tonight’s onslaught. Back in our room we change
down in order to cool down, remember AC in this place is an open balcony door.
We come to around 8pm when we are due to go back out to eat, BJ is complaining
of a headache and goes to the bar on our floor and returns with a couple of
litres of water, fruit juice and a sack of crisps, which we demolish in
seconds. We seek some cooler air out on the fire escape and to our surprise
watch the sun set on Elbrus, it's incredible that it only a 4hours drive
between these two places, yet there it stands before us showing its sheer snow
covered size, bloody hell it's huge!